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ceruleanlunacy:

herrbertholdt:

girls with eyes :)

girls with no eyes )

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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shjtty:

mom must’ve been a popular name for women in the 60’s and 70’s

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romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

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churchsext:

how the fuck does Tylenol know where the pain is and how to stop it like why doesn’t it occasionally fuck up and just numb ur whole leg like wtf

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unclefather:

The most important article in news history

unclefather:

The most important article in news history

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awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my dog anywhere until I noticed that there was something wrong with the couch

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my dog anywhere until I noticed that there was something wrong with the couch

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harryedward:

thanksgivingniallhead:

chocolate is overrated and generally gross

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